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(kevin) – you’re the only reason, that I remain unfrozen says:
I =/= NOT STRANGE

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Phay +apple green+ says: (5:37:45 PM)
ahhhh the epoch of time have been altered! debb! you’re respoinsible if an apocolypse occurs ok!
★Jessica says: (5:37:47 PM)
it’s just amusing
★Jessica says: (5:37:49 PM)
;D
Phay +apple green+ says: (5:37:55 PM)
heh ^^
★Jessica says: (5:37:57 PM)
Spock!
queasy says: (5:38:00 PM)
D:
★Jessica says: (5:38:08 PM)
sorry that sounded very Starwar-zy

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On a rejection letter from a JC,
‘it was really pc and all that, and at the end it was like ‘ we hope that you will get in through JAE’..’ – mhwang
‘yeaa?’ – me
‘they’re so evil lah! THEY WANT ME TO STUDY!!’ – mhwang

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frank the magic dragon says: (11:47:19 PM)
haha thats quite weird having founders day in the middle of term 3
F { ♥ } = ? says: (11:48:02 PM)
yea!
frank the magic dragon says: (11:48:55 PM)
i mean what school gets founded in term 3 week 5

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On the chinese movie we’re currently watching in class,
Me: I keep waiting for some psycho murderer stalker to come out
Janell: WHAT?! NO!!
Me: Yah! And then the mother will die and it’ll be really sad. OR OR THE 18 year old would die like, and like, blast into flames or smth with all the fuel.
Janell: HAHA you suck at writing chinese dramas
(just to note; my chinese drama writing isn’t so bad!)
Me: Well, FINE. Pfft. I bet $5(0) someone will die anyway!
Janell: OKAY I ACCEPT
*pause*
Janell: BTW. I’ve watched the movie already. HAHAHAHA.

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“don’t think i cannot see your msn window, michelle!” – ganj
“but i’m talking to grace and deborah !!” – michh
“they’re right next to you talk on msn for what!” – ganj
“there’s a lot of smileysss!!! :D” – michh

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me – sigh, i feel really old!
wil – why?! you’re not even sixteen yet.
me – but it’s like, see! they’re all so small!
wil – oi, mitchell, how old does she look?
mitchell – *pause* j1?
wil – HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

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Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:25:22 AM)
good bye my faerie child
Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:25:28 AM)
be blessed
Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:28:39 AM)
omg
Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:28:44 AM)
you wan to interview ________
Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:28:46 AM)
so cute!

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i had the most pwnage conversation with pik yesterday on msn, but i’ve closed the window long ago and kinda lazy to get the log out D:

‘omg can you imagine?!’
‘yeah?’
‘like maybe one day we’ll wake up and be 21, and we won’t remember anything of our teenage years o_o’
*pause, i close the window*
‘omg. no!’
‘wait, what? sorry, i forgot what i said =x’

and i swear it was totally unintentional x_x

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on the phone, after eating nice bread ^^ and milk…
‘gosh, i think i could just live on bread!’ – me
‘man shall not live by bread alone’ – gid
‘?! and milk?’ – me

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‘dude, drown by yourself!’ – denise

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“what’s the difference between enzymes and hormones?” – denise
“uh, I’ve no idea” – me and grace
“you can’t hear an enzyme!” – denise
“oh, oh! what do you have in geylang?” – me
“uh.. bananas? they sell a lot of bananas there!” – denise
“noo. hahaha, wHORe FAN(fun)!!” – me
“omg! hahah only you have hor fun! i buy bananas!!” – grace
*pause*
“okay, i just realised how wrong that sounded” – grace

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*after dropping her calculator on the ground (whoops ! =x)*
“hehe. how the heck do you carry so many things!” – me
“i have big hands” – denise
o_O *pause*
“it would be so much better if i were a guy.” – denise

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Ulster says: (7:09:47 PM)
shit i think im sounding less and less straight on msn
the reasons we kill says: (7:09:49 PM)
LOL

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‘i found out petra’s middle namee!!’ – mhwang
‘ooh really?’ – anisha
‘yeah! like her real middle name!’ – mhwang
‘ohh, what’s it?’ – chorus
‘do you spell fail with a ph- or f-?’ – michelle or someone else?
‘well, you can spell it with either’ – anisha
‘yeah, ph- is just used to emphasize how retarded it is’ – me
‘ohhhh, so it’s like phail or fail’ – mhwang
‘ok girls! can we focus on rivers now!!’ – mrs lim
-silence-

‘wait… so is petra’s middle name really, ‘fail’?’ – mchan

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stranger than says: (10:47:33 PM)
you should eat gummiess!
stranger than says: (10:47:35 PM)
hahahahaa
Clare; I close my eyes and try to see the world unbroken underneath says: (10:48:07 PM)
dnt have!
Clare; I close my eyes and try to see the world unbroken underneath says: (10:48:10 PM)
plus im sex
Clare; I close my eyes and try to see the world unbroken underneath says: (10:48:12 PM)
*sick

freudian slip! tsk!

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&Of course our awesome chemistry teacher.

“Boys are like flies!!” – Loh’d

“ARE YOU CHILDISH?” – Loh’d

“Have you done your TYS?” – Loh’d
“Uh, no.” – Alyssa
“YOU WANT TO DIE IS IT?” – Loh’d

“They are like twin brothers. Except one is a boy and one is a girl.” – Loh’d

“10 more minutes more girls! 9 more minutes more!” – mr loh, chem spa.

&Biology teacher
“I’m so hot” *Flips hair* – NgA

&Math teacher
“Better start integrating or you will disintegrate!” – mrs gan, on the horrors of integration worksheets

“Aiya! you all always so busy, got no time to mock you!” – mrs gan, on the horrors of having to stay back to do math mock papers.

“Today, it’s not about freshener, it’s about STANDARD DEVIATION!” – mrs gan

“Wah! I think this band forgot to shower!” – Mrs Gan, on the band called forgetting to shower
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‘Isn’t genghis khan the philosopher?’ – mich
‘NO! he’s the serial killer!’ – rida

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‘So Michelle, do you know who Mussolini is?’ – me
‘Yah! he’s the ESCAPIST right?’ – Michelle

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‘UGH I CAN’T DO SEXUAL REPRO’ – me
‘You infertile noob!!’ – shina

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‘Eh maddy do you have an extra calculator to lend?’ – me
‘Uh yeah. wait.’ – maddy, runs out and gets me a calculator
‘Thanks so much!!’ – me
‘Goodluck though, it’s solar powered’ – maddy
-.-” – me

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Wikipedia.

It’s probably a sign that i’ve done too many notes for the day, but seriously. Cause I had gum, and was wondering what was good about gum, so I wiki-ed it, and then i came across the page on “Chewing Gum Ban In Singapore”, where I found all sorts of rather hilarious things.

They also zeroed in on Singapore’s other peculiar laws, including the “mandatory flushing in public toilets” ruling.

When a BBC reporter suggested that overly draconian laws would stifle the people’s creativity, Lee Kuan Yew retorted: “If you can’t think because you can’t chew, try a banana.”

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“…so they are totipotent cells.” – msng
“eh!! so what’s the difference between totipotent and omnipotent?” – michh
*pause*
“uh. michelle. omnipotent is.. the whole.. God.. thing.” – msng

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“help me doo matth” – me
“ew?” – friend b

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~insert random insult e.g. ‘wait, I CAN’T SEE YOU, oh THERE you are -looks down-’
‘okay’ – me
‘you know your comeback sucks, it’s just like, ‘ok” – shina
‘okay’ – me
‘it’s like, people are just going to blast you with insults, and you’re just ‘okay’?!’ – shina
‘it doesn’t provoke argument. and it fits everything, like ‘lol’.’ – me
‘but it’s so stupid!’ – shina
‘okay’ – me
‘URGH.’ – shina

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So they kept spamming us with internet safety talks, so eventually;
“I want to go on these internet chat room things and laugh at these sexual predators!” – Denise
“Uh?” – me
“HEEEHEE” – Denise

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Ah, you’d only get this if you know them;
‘eh, i’m gonna get ready to sleep. give me 15 minutes’ – p. isaac koh
’15 minutes?! is your bedtime routine like isaac koh’s or something!?’ – me
‘no!! i’m not isaa- ah wait, i am isaac! but i’m not isaac KO- oh shit, i AM isaac koh. ahh…!! stop laughing!!’ – p. isaac koh

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“so he (Haydn) must have heard the anthem in London right! God Save The King? what do you think he composed then?” – ms t
“GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!” – bea

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“Why do they keep publicizing compulsory school events!!” – frustrated classmate

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“Violence is a sign of pregnancy, irritation is a sign of castration!” – benedict

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“Haydn just put it there cause he liked it. It’s all just accidental.” – roxanne, venting about how frustrating it was to figure out the chords and keys in the development D:

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“I think he went to somewhere that starts with a d…” – maddy, about her bro’s university
“… duke?” – me
“OH YEAH. Cornell!!” – maddy

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“Camwhoring is the secret to living a good life!” – rida, on her need to camwhore every 4 seconds.

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“Eva, which is your bag? :O” – me
“the bus!” – Eva

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“who’s taking the photos?” – g&thc’s lead singer
“the photographer.” – Alyssa
“hahahaha. i just realised that was a really stupid answer.” – Denise

[Goodness, Youtube video uploading takes FOREVER]

Postnote: Whoo! Awesome director Gregory has permitted the going-public-ness of this. Good riddance, passwords!

The Youtube Information I put up:
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*IMPT*
The Biting Point from HCI Humanities in Celebration: The Measure Of A Man.

“THE BITING POINT is a series of vignettes and poetry performances depicting the interactions that take place within a taxi driver’s life. We hope to represent both the ordinary and the extraordinary in their lives, with situations both comic and tragic.” – Quote ‘The Biting Point’ Facebook Event Information =x

It was directed by Gregory Ng and Goh Id. It also features a 20 member cast from various schools.

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What video I have from The Biting Point is NOT the complete thing. My camera battery ran out =x

I would also like to warn/apologize for crappy videoing cause I wanted to play around with the zoom thing (and you can’t see the faces properly without zoom! Sob.)

Hope you’ll enjoy!(:
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So without further ado,

The Biting Point Part 1
Act 1, Scene 1; What is Your Taxi to You?
Act 1, Scene 2; Metre – Confessions of a Passenger

The Biting Point Part 2
Act 2, Scene 1; The Lady of Bukit Batok

The Biting Point Part 3
Act 2, Scene 1; The Lady of Bukit Batok
AHHH IHATE YOUTUBEEEEE. (for the tragic story, pls visit my blogger tomorrrow)

The Biting Point Part 4
Act 3, Scene 1; A Taxi Ghost Story
Act 3, Scene 2; A How-To Guide
Act 3, Scene 3; Metre – Confessions of a Passenger

The Biting Point Part 5
Act 4, Scene 1; The Biting Point [Incompletee!]

After this, there were two other scenes Rusty Sunday (about two lonely taxi drivers) and the final Metre – Confessions of a Passenger.

(please don’t be idiotic and try to click that)

Tadah!(: Hope you enjoyed. kthxbye.

and i’m worried for blogger, so i’ll put these up here in case i need to password protect them.

do note: my writing isn’t all that good, so bear with me. i’ll try to improve.

link.

if my fist is a lighter, what is my fist when it’s raised?

a highlighter!

what was the old name of israel?

was-rael!

what is the neighbour of israel?

is-fake!

“The Original Version”

If you love somebody,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

“The New Versions”

Pessimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.

Optimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t comes back within some time limit,
forget her.

Patient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait
until she comes back …

Playful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free …
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…

Bill Gates :
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

Statistician :
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn’t, your relationship was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s Fan:
If you love somebody,
Set her free…
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over Possessive:
If you love somebody
don’t set her free.

HR Specialist:
If you love somebody
set her free
By Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

MBA
If you love somebody
set her free…
instantaneously…
and look for others simultaneously.

Psychologist
If you love somebody
set her free…
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist
If you love somebody
set her free…
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP Functional Expert
If you love somebody
set her free…
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis.

Finance Expert
If you love somebody
set her free…
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert
If you love somebody
set her free…
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.

What did the child say when he received a helium balloon?

He He He

haha and roxanne is SO crazy and cannibalistic. while doing geog corrections…
“hmm. assuming you meet the ‘right one’ would you get married?” – me
“doesn’t the question answer itself? i’ll eat him up, so he’ll remain in me foreverrrr! (or at least bits of him)” – roxanne

“OH! i show you the ultimately cool naruto photo! when you see the picture don’t say it’s lame, spastic, lamer, lamest or anything of that sort ok? ok.” – roxanne
“haha why? is that the common response?” – me
“er.. yeah” – roxanne

Justin™ (8)>><< (8) says: (11:14:33 PM)
to fin dout
Justin™ (8)>><< (8) says: (11:14:36 PM)
*to tell me