of quotes, studies and jokes.

Epic Long Update!

I’m finally updating this with all the retarded little conversations and everything of the past 2 years(:

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(kevin) – you’re the only reason, that I remain unfrozen says:
I =/= NOT STRANGE

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Phay +apple green+ says: (5:37:45 PM)
ahhhh the epoch of time have been altered! debb! you’re respoinsible if an apocolypse occurs ok!
★Jessica says: (5:37:47 PM)
it’s just amusing
★Jessica says: (5:37:49 PM)
;D
Phay +apple green+ says: (5:37:55 PM)
heh ^^
★Jessica says: (5:37:57 PM)
Spock!
queasy says: (5:38:00 PM)
D:
★Jessica says: (5:38:08 PM)
sorry that sounded very Starwar-zy

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On a rejection letter from a JC,
‘it was really pc and all that, and at the end it was like ‘ we hope that you will get in through JAE’..’ – mhwang
‘yeaa?’ – me
‘they’re so evil lah! THEY WANT ME TO STUDY!!’ – mhwang

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frank the magic dragon says: (11:47:19 PM)
haha thats quite weird having founders day in the middle of term 3
F { ♥ } = ? says: (11:48:02 PM)
yea!
frank the magic dragon says: (11:48:55 PM)
i mean what school gets founded in term 3 week 5

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On the chinese movie we’re currently watching in class,
Me: I keep waiting for some psycho murderer stalker to come out
Janell: WHAT?! NO!!
Me: Yah! And then the mother will die and it’ll be really sad. OR OR THE 18 year old would die like, and like, blast into flames or smth with all the fuel.
Janell: HAHA you suck at writing chinese dramas
(just to note; my chinese drama writing isn’t so bad!)
Me: Well, FINE. Pfft. I bet $5(0) someone will die anyway!
Janell: OKAY I ACCEPT
*pause*
Janell: BTW. I’ve watched the movie already. HAHAHAHA.

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“don’t think i cannot see your msn window, michelle!” – ganj
“but i’m talking to grace and deborah !!” – michh
“they’re right next to you talk on msn for what!” – ganj
“there’s a lot of smileysss!!! :D” – michh

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me – sigh, i feel really old!
wil – why?! you’re not even sixteen yet.
me – but it’s like, see! they’re all so small!
wil – oi, mitchell, how old does she look?
mitchell – *pause* j1?
wil – HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

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Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:25:22 AM)
good bye my faerie child
Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:25:28 AM)
be blessed
Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:28:39 AM)
omg
Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:28:44 AM)
you wan to interview ________
Ephraim. this is smexy. says: (12:28:46 AM)
so cute!

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i had the most pwnage conversation with pik yesterday on msn, but i’ve closed the window long ago and kinda lazy to get the log out D:

‘omg can you imagine?!’
‘yeah?’
‘like maybe one day we’ll wake up and be 21, and we won’t remember anything of our teenage years o_o’
*pause, i close the window*
‘omg. no!’
‘wait, what? sorry, i forgot what i said =x’

and i swear it was totally unintentional x_x

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on the phone, after eating nice bread ^^ and milk…
‘gosh, i think i could just live on bread!’ – me
‘man shall not live by bread alone’ – gid
‘?! and milk?’ – me

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‘dude, drown by yourself!’ – denise

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“what’s the difference between enzymes and hormones?” – denise
“uh, I’ve no idea” – me and grace
“you can’t hear an enzyme!” – denise
“oh, oh! what do you have in geylang?” – me
“uh.. bananas? they sell a lot of bananas there!” – denise
“noo. hahaha, wHORe FAN(fun)!!” – me
“omg! hahah only you have hor fun! i buy bananas!!” – grace
*pause*
“okay, i just realised how wrong that sounded” – grace

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*after dropping her calculator on the ground (whoops ! =x)*
“hehe. how the heck do you carry so many things!” – me
“i have big hands” – denise
o_O *pause*
“it would be so much better if i were a guy.” – denise

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Ulster says: (7:09:47 PM)
shit i think im sounding less and less straight on msn
the reasons we kill says: (7:09:49 PM)
LOL

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‘i found out petra’s middle namee!!’ – mhwang
‘ooh really?’ – anisha
‘yeah! like her real middle name!’ – mhwang
‘ohh, what’s it?’ – chorus
‘do you spell fail with a ph- or f-?’ – michelle or someone else?
‘well, you can spell it with either’ – anisha
‘yeah, ph- is just used to emphasize how retarded it is’ – me
‘ohhhh, so it’s like phail or fail’ – mhwang
‘ok girls! can we focus on rivers now!!’ – mrs lim
-silence-

‘wait… so is petra’s middle name really, ‘fail’?’ – mchan

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stranger than says: (10:47:33 PM)
you should eat gummiess!
stranger than says: (10:47:35 PM)
hahahahaa
Clare; I close my eyes and try to see the world unbroken underneath says: (10:48:07 PM)
dnt have!
Clare; I close my eyes and try to see the world unbroken underneath says: (10:48:10 PM)
plus im sex
Clare; I close my eyes and try to see the world unbroken underneath says: (10:48:12 PM)
*sick

freudian slip! tsk!

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&Of course our awesome chemistry teacher.

“Boys are like flies!!” – Loh’d

“ARE YOU CHILDISH?” – Loh’d

“Have you done your TYS?” – Loh’d
“Uh, no.” – Alyssa
“YOU WANT TO DIE IS IT?” – Loh’d

“They are like twin brothers. Except one is a boy and one is a girl.” – Loh’d

“10 more minutes more girls! 9 more minutes more!” – mr loh, chem spa.

&Biology teacher
“I’m so hot” *Flips hair* – NgA

&Math teacher
“Better start integrating or you will disintegrate!” – mrs gan, on the horrors of integration worksheets

“Aiya! you all always so busy, got no time to mock you!” – mrs gan, on the horrors of having to stay back to do math mock papers.

“Today, it’s not about freshener, it’s about STANDARD DEVIATION!” – mrs gan

“Wah! I think this band forgot to shower!” – Mrs Gan, on the band called forgetting to shower
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‘Isn’t genghis khan the philosopher?’ – mich
‘NO! he’s the serial killer!’ – rida

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‘So Michelle, do you know who Mussolini is?’ – me
‘Yah! he’s the ESCAPIST right?’ – Michelle

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‘UGH I CAN’T DO SEXUAL REPRO’ – me
‘You infertile noob!!’ – shina

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‘Eh maddy do you have an extra calculator to lend?’ – me
‘Uh yeah. wait.’ – maddy, runs out and gets me a calculator
‘Thanks so much!!’ – me
‘Goodluck though, it’s solar powered’ – maddy
-.-” – me

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Wikipedia.

It’s probably a sign that i’ve done too many notes for the day, but seriously. Cause I had gum, and was wondering what was good about gum, so I wiki-ed it, and then i came across the page on “Chewing Gum Ban In Singapore”, where I found all sorts of rather hilarious things.

They also zeroed in on Singapore’s other peculiar laws, including the “mandatory flushing in public toilets” ruling.

When a BBC reporter suggested that overly draconian laws would stifle the people’s creativity, Lee Kuan Yew retorted: “If you can’t think because you can’t chew, try a banana.”

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“…so they are totipotent cells.” – msng
“eh!! so what’s the difference between totipotent and omnipotent?” – michh
*pause*
“uh. michelle. omnipotent is.. the whole.. God.. thing.” – msng

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“help me doo matth” – me
“ew?” – friend b

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~insert random insult e.g. ‘wait, I CAN’T SEE YOU, oh THERE you are -looks down-’
‘okay’ – me
‘you know your comeback sucks, it’s just like, ‘ok” – shina
‘okay’ – me
‘it’s like, people are just going to blast you with insults, and you’re just ‘okay’?!’ – shina
‘it doesn’t provoke argument. and it fits everything, like ‘lol’.’ – me
‘but it’s so stupid!’ – shina
‘okay’ – me
‘URGH.’ – shina

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So they kept spamming us with internet safety talks, so eventually;
“I want to go on these internet chat room things and laugh at these sexual predators!” – Denise
“Uh?” – me
“HEEEHEE” – Denise

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Ah, you’d only get this if you know them;
‘eh, i’m gonna get ready to sleep. give me 15 minutes’ – p. isaac koh
’15 minutes?! is your bedtime routine like isaac koh’s or something!?’ – me
‘no!! i’m not isaa- ah wait, i am isaac! but i’m not isaac KO- oh shit, i AM isaac koh. ahh…!! stop laughing!!’ – p. isaac koh

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“so he (Haydn) must have heard the anthem in London right! God Save The King? what do you think he composed then?” – ms t
“GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!” – bea

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“Why do they keep publicizing compulsory school events!!” – frustrated classmate

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“Violence is a sign of pregnancy, irritation is a sign of castration!” – benedict

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“Haydn just put it there cause he liked it. It’s all just accidental.” – roxanne, venting about how frustrating it was to figure out the chords and keys in the development D:

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“I think he went to somewhere that starts with a d…” – maddy, about her bro’s university
“… duke?” – me
“OH YEAH. Cornell!!” – maddy

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“Camwhoring is the secret to living a good life!” – rida, on her need to camwhore every 4 seconds.

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“Eva, which is your bag? :O” – me
“the bus!” – Eva

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“who’s taking the photos?” – g&thc’s lead singer
“the photographer.” – Alyssa
“hahahaha. i just realised that was a really stupid answer.” – Denise

roxanne quotes and typoh

“is it pronounced LEE-GAH-SEH?”- Roxanne, referring to ‘ligase’ during science

haha and roxanne is SO crazy and cannibalistic. while doing geog corrections…
“hmm. assuming you meet the ‘right one’ would you get married?” – me
“doesn’t the question answer itself? i’ll eat him up, so he’ll remain in me foreverrrr! (or at least bits of him)” – roxanne

“OH! i show you the ultimately cool naruto photo! when you see the picture don’t say it’s lame, spastic, lamer, lamest or anything of that sort ok? ok.” – roxanne
“haha why? is that the common response?” – me
“er.. yeah” – roxanne

Justin™ (8)>><< (8) says: (11:14:33 PM)
to fin dout
Justin™ (8)>><< (8) says: (11:14:36 PM)
*to tell me

class quotes

History:
“am i teaching a class of idiots??” – Hist. Teacher
“well, we’re supposed to be brighter, but i guess the bulb blew.”- Madeline
“huh? what bulb?”- Mich H

“….after signing a treaty with sultan hussein…” – mrs chen
“saddam hussein!” – mich.

“Were Munshi Abdullah and Raffles gay????” – Mich H.

-talking about coolies and all in history-
“Yeah.. and the coolies pressed clothes…” – Jessica
“PRESSED GOATS?!” – Mich H.

History Excursion
some random person – THE BUCKET SYSTEM!!!
me – ehh. it looks like a cooking pot
clare (whom i doubt had eaten yet) – DEBORAH!!!

Lang Arts
“the mid-westerners are known for being very insular…” – mrs ng
“huh? whaaa-? so that means they are very hot?” – Mich H.

“well, the natural inclination for human beings would be to do evil rather than good right?” - sherri
“sherri, you shouldn’t ask such a question at 1:55pm (dismissal time) when everybody is not in the mood to think and respond…” – mrs ng (paraphrased what she said)

Anna: so how long do you think it’ll take them to change their mindset, cause you know i think the world’s gonna end soon.
Discussion about Little Prince -> Girls more sensitive than guys -> how we come to that conclusion
“How many guys do you’ll know?” – Mrs Ng
“MANY, and they all hate me.” -Madeline
“Clare is blushing!” – Mrs Ng
“I’m not blushing! It’s sunburn!” – Clare

“Do you all remember 2004 Boxing Day?” – Mrs Ng
“YAH!! September 11!!!” – Mich

Life Science
“is it pronounced LEE-GAH-SEH?”- Roxanne

talking about Life Science cell division skit
“Hah! I want to be Meiosis!! Then I get to be a sex cell!” – Roxanne

Roxanne was spinning her pen over the sink. KAPLONK.
“Eh! Where did my pen go?!” – roxanne
“maybe it dropped into the sink ” – me
“No la!!!” – roxane…. pause…. looks into drain of sink
“Ouch! You totally punctured my fats!” - Roxanne

Ensem
“eh so before elgar—” – me
“huh??? YOGA?? are you all taking up yoga??” – deanna
“i don’t want to waste money on one bowl of laksa!” – nicole
“money is not wasted if it’s spent on something useful” – joanne l.
“huh? money is not wasted if it’s spent on chocolate chip cookies?” – joanne o.

‘We have to decide what to wear for SYF, so what do you guys want to wear for syf?’ – Grace
‘NOTHING!’ – some random one.

“Does Mozart start with an E?????” – Yating. (it’s an out of context quote)

Chem
“Do you know why this matters?” – Mrs Tan, referring to the topic of matter.
“Cause it’s matter?” – me (thinking)

doing a dumb yes/no worksheet
“eh! i thought it’s yes yes yes yes no, no?”
“no!! it’s no!”
“huh??? no what! it’s no no no no!!! no??? OH YEAH. it’s yes, no? no??? yes??”
“HUHHH?????”
“ok so it’s no?”
“yes.”
“no, yes? yes, no?”

Economics
“You can’t run away from econs!” – Mrs Hor

ISO/Vietnam Trip
“Janice! Stop staring out of the window or i’ll make you stay back and clean the windows!” – Mrs Ng
“So that you can get a better view” – Mich H.

“OK! the vietnam trip is confirmed!!! -details of vietnam trip-…. any questions?” – Mrs Ng
“Will there be Vietnamese Beef Noodles???” – Sherri

Art
“Justice League/Teen Titans is very cool!” – Mrs Chan
“GHOSTBUSTERS!!! It gives me nightmares!!” – Michelle H.

Philosophy (talking about National Youth Achievement Award)
mrs chew said “OH yeah, there was one year there was a sec 3 malay girl who had a back problem as well…”
“THAT’S HER! THAT’S HER!” – Mich. H. (enthusiastically jumping up and down. pointing at me)
helloooo. i’m neither sec 3 nor malay!

“Philosophy is like eating sushi with wasabi… it’s an acquired taste” – sherri

what’s all this work and study!
“have fun working!” -me
“work = mass x distance” – sam

cross country rules

“please ensure that the student drinks 500ml of water between 5-10 min before the run, also, please ensure that the student gets a minimum of 7 hours of sleep the night before…. students are not to wear clothing that is plastic or rubber, as it may affect their sweating and cooling mechanisms.”

cny thoughts and what else?

- sam.: says: (9:37:42 PM)
pineapple tarts is comfort food oO
- sam.: says: (9:38:08 PM)
but u nid to have something bigger to worry than ur weight
- sam.: says: (9:39:30 PM)
i think i go get more hmm

what else…

=-Wilford-= – Exams! says: (5:11:30 PM)
hmm
=-Wilford-= – Exams! says: (5:11:34 PM)
hmm hmm hmm
=-Wilford-= – Exams! says: (5:11:37 PM)
hmm
=-Wilford-= – Exams! says: (5:11:39 PM)
hmm
=-Wilford-= – Exams! says: (5:11:41 PM)
eh
=-Wilford-= – Exams! says: (5:11:43 PM)
i cant think of anything
=-Wilford-= – Exams! says: (5:11:44 PM)
nvm

random quotes

“this is because it is ______ gradient” – worksheet
“mrs gan, there’s supposed to be an ‘a’” – us
“this is because it is _____ a gradient” – mrs gan *corrects* the mistake

what grammar!

“prove that this computer doesn’t exist.”

“what computer?”

dh3bb++ homework-oriented says: (7:34:35 PM)
how do you get sodium hydroxide?
dh3bb++ homework-oriented says: (7:34:38 PM)
sodium and what?
dh3bb++ homework-oriented says: (7:34:40 PM)
x/
- [ Yanhan ] – says: (7:34:42 PM)
OH
dh3bb++ homework-oriented says: (7:34:44 PM)
OHH
- [ Yanhan ] – says: (7:34:46 PM)
OH is 1 minus

the crazed mind of a pro pianist

=-Wilford-= – Exams are finishing! says: (9:29:49 PM)
then i take claypot
=-Wilford-= – Exams are finishing! says: (9:30:14 PM)
then i shall wear it like a cap
=-Wilford-= – Exams are finishing! says: (9:30:15 PM)

=-Wilford-= – Exams are finishing! says: (9:30:16 PM)
and go
=-Wilford-= – Exams are finishing! says: (9:30:19 PM)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
=-Wilford-= – Exams are finishing! says: (9:30:20 PM)
for fun

one more typoh

Justinâ„¢ >> ACS ORCHESTRA PPL: REMEMBER REHEARSAL TOMORROW!!! <<>
but justin case there are any sharp eyed ones

Justinâ„¢ >> ACS ORCHESTRA PPL: REMEMBER REHEARSAL TOMORROW!!! <<>
oh woops

Justinâ„¢ >> ACS ORCHESTRA PPL: REMEMBER REHEARSAL TOMORROW!!! <<>
that was honest typo

rawr. (:

yenuhin mehudi? whozzat?

– [Yanhan] — Every beginning has an end… says:
okay i gave up on yenuhin mehudi officially after listening to moto perpetuo

lol. only music people will understand that… it’s supposed to be YEHUDI MENUHIN. haha. go wiki.

and looks like there’s another pun genius or typo-prone kid. hahaha.

–>Wilford – HAPPY NEW YEAR! says:
my goh!!

yeapyeap! that’s wilford GOH the uber pro pianist. (: supposed to be ‘my gosh’ if you’re that blur.