of quotes, studies and jokes.

roxanne quotes and typoh

“is it pronounced LEE-GAH-SEH?”- Roxanne, referring to ‘ligase’ during science

haha and roxanne is SO crazy and cannibalistic. while doing geog corrections…
“hmm. assuming you meet the ‘right one’ would you get married?” – me
“doesn’t the question answer itself? i’ll eat him up, so he’ll remain in me foreverrrr! (or at least bits of him)” – roxanne

“OH! i show you the ultimately cool naruto photo! when you see the picture don’t say it’s lame, spastic, lamer, lamest or anything of that sort ok? ok.” – roxanne
“haha why? is that the common response?” – me
“er.. yeah” – roxanne

Justin™ (8)>><< (8) says: (11:14:33 PM)
to fin dout
Justin™ (8)>><< (8) says: (11:14:36 PM)
*to tell me

class quotes

History:
“am i teaching a class of idiots??” – Hist. Teacher
“well, we’re supposed to be brighter, but i guess the bulb blew.”- Madeline
“huh? what bulb?”- Mich H

“….after signing a treaty with sultan hussein…” – mrs chen
“saddam hussein!” – mich.

“Were Munshi Abdullah and Raffles gay????” – Mich H.

-talking about coolies and all in history-
“Yeah.. and the coolies pressed clothes…” – Jessica
“PRESSED GOATS?!” – Mich H.

History Excursion
some random person – THE BUCKET SYSTEM!!!
me – ehh. it looks like a cooking pot
clare (whom i doubt had eaten yet) – DEBORAH!!!

Lang Arts
“the mid-westerners are known for being very insular…” – mrs ng
“huh? whaaa-? so that means they are very hot?” – Mich H.

“well, the natural inclination for human beings would be to do evil rather than good right?” - sherri
“sherri, you shouldn’t ask such a question at 1:55pm (dismissal time) when everybody is not in the mood to think and respond…” – mrs ng (paraphrased what she said)

Anna: so how long do you think it’ll take them to change their mindset, cause you know i think the world’s gonna end soon.
Discussion about Little Prince -> Girls more sensitive than guys -> how we come to that conclusion
“How many guys do you’ll know?” – Mrs Ng
“MANY, and they all hate me.” -Madeline
“Clare is blushing!” – Mrs Ng
“I’m not blushing! It’s sunburn!” – Clare

“Do you all remember 2004 Boxing Day?” – Mrs Ng
“YAH!! September 11!!!” – Mich

Life Science
“is it pronounced LEE-GAH-SEH?”- Roxanne

talking about Life Science cell division skit
“Hah! I want to be Meiosis!! Then I get to be a sex cell!” – Roxanne

Roxanne was spinning her pen over the sink. KAPLONK.
“Eh! Where did my pen go?!” – roxanne
“maybe it dropped into the sink ” – me
“No la!!!” – roxane…. pause…. looks into drain of sink
“Ouch! You totally punctured my fats!” - Roxanne

Ensem
“eh so before elgar—” – me
“huh??? YOGA?? are you all taking up yoga??” – deanna
“i don’t want to waste money on one bowl of laksa!” – nicole
“money is not wasted if it’s spent on something useful” – joanne l.
“huh? money is not wasted if it’s spent on chocolate chip cookies?” – joanne o.

‘We have to decide what to wear for SYF, so what do you guys want to wear for syf?’ – Grace
‘NOTHING!’ – some random one.

“Does Mozart start with an E?????” – Yating. (it’s an out of context quote)

Chem
“Do you know why this matters?” – Mrs Tan, referring to the topic of matter.
“Cause it’s matter?” – me (thinking)

doing a dumb yes/no worksheet
“eh! i thought it’s yes yes yes yes no, no?”
“no!! it’s no!”
“huh??? no what! it’s no no no no!!! no??? OH YEAH. it’s yes, no? no??? yes??”
“HUHHH?????”
“ok so it’s no?”
“yes.”
“no, yes? yes, no?”

Economics
“You can’t run away from econs!” – Mrs Hor

ISO/Vietnam Trip
“Janice! Stop staring out of the window or i’ll make you stay back and clean the windows!” – Mrs Ng
“So that you can get a better view” – Mich H.

“OK! the vietnam trip is confirmed!!! -details of vietnam trip-…. any questions?” – Mrs Ng
“Will there be Vietnamese Beef Noodles???” – Sherri

Art
“Justice League/Teen Titans is very cool!” – Mrs Chan
“GHOSTBUSTERS!!! It gives me nightmares!!” – Michelle H.

Philosophy (talking about National Youth Achievement Award)
mrs chew said “OH yeah, there was one year there was a sec 3 malay girl who had a back problem as well…”
“THAT’S HER! THAT’S HER!” – Mich. H. (enthusiastically jumping up and down. pointing at me)
helloooo. i’m neither sec 3 nor malay!

“Philosophy is like eating sushi with wasabi… it’s an acquired taste” – sherri

what’s all this work and study!
“have fun working!” -me
“work = mass x distance” – sam